If I were over the top, I would …
1. Greet everyone with a “shut up”.
2. Carry my mattress and pillow to class so as to sleep during boring classes.
3. Have lectures via TV in my bedroom.
4. Stand like a royal guard throughout a live football match at the stadium.
5. Pat a shark and say “oh baby, how cute are you????”.
6. Race a turtle, and IF I win I’ll victoriously tell it “HA! You lose!”.
7. Go for a ride on a crocodile’s back.
8. Pet an anaconda and put a purple ribbon on its tail.
9. Scream “Oh my GOD, you are sooo smart” during class to my lecturer.
10. Put a helpless old lady in an elevator and push all the floor buttons.
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